Showing posts with label Thinks I don't like. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thinks I don't like. Show all posts

Thursday, October 15, 2015

No Thanks, I'm Good

Good Morning Everyone, 

I'm feeling a list coming on...



1. Go Camping- Why do you want me to go and live like I don't have a home? I have a home. It has indoor plumbing and a comfy bed. Also Netflix and a fridge. 

2. Watch Baseball-  I think it is boring and lasts entirely too long. Call me UN-American if you will. 

3. Go Skydiving- Nope. Never. Nope. 

4. Drink Green Juice/ Juice Cleanse- It looks disgusting. I know it tastes disgusting because you still make a face even while telling me it is SO good for you. You drink it if you like, but I'll pass. 

5. Drink Red Bull- Straight or as a mixer it still tastes like battery acid. Yuck. 

6. Get a Septum Piercing- Or faux piercing as is apparently popular all over Instagram and in magazines. Sorry but it looks like you are an animal going to slaughter. You do you, but I'll have to pass. 

7. Wear Skinny Jeans- Ridiculous on guys IMO. Not for me, yes I will wear leggings but I have all the important things covered thanks. Skinny jeans just sound like a prison for my legs.

8. Watch Real Housewives of Anything- I'm sorry but these shows give me anxiety with all the drama and yelling. I'll just go read and yell and cry over a book instead.

9.  Go Running for any period of time- I've never gotten the "runner's high". I will walk for days but running...it just involves to many logistics in the clothing department.

10. Go Vegan/Vegetarian- yeah...no. Bacon is tasty. #Sorrynotsorry

What are your "No Thanks, I'm Good" things? Let me know in the comments below!


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