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Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Unsent Letters

So I saw this post over on Jana's blog a while ago and I knew that I had to do one of my own! 





Dear Keys, 

Please stop hiding from me. I am exhausted from trying to find you...in my purse, on the table, even in the key bowl! Stop please, you are just delaying everything and setting my teeth on edge every time you pull this stunt. 

Thanks, 
Kimberly 



Dear Cobwebs, 

I swear I clean you all the time but you always make a grand appearance when I have guests over no matter what I do. Get out or start paying rent. 

Thanks,
Kimberly 


Dear Netflix, 

Stop asking me if I am still watching after 3 episodes. You are meant for binge watching. That is the brilliant thing about you. No commercials, great content, no waiting! You are so wonderful and amazing but this stopping after every three episodes no matter the length of the show has to go. If you must ask then ask after the tenth episode because by then I might actually consider doing something else....but I doubt it. 

Thanks, 
Kimberly


Dear Phone Commercial with the guy that pours champagne on his phone, 

You suck and this commercial is BEYOND stupid. Stop it. Just Stop it. 

Thanks,
Kimberly 


Dear Instagram,

Why did you ruin a good thing? You ruined us. I hate missing posts....I hate algorithms telling me what I like best. The new logo is ridiculous and looks childish. Also NOTIFICATIONS SUCK. I'm over it. I'm over you.

Thanks,
Kimberly


Dear Grass,

Please stop growing so much every time it rains. We mow, it rains, and the next day you are two foot tall again. This is not a jungle, you can't shoot up like that every few days! Seriously, Chill. 

Thanks,
Kimberly 


Have any Unsent Letters you want to send today?

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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Confessions: 8/26

Good Morning Everyone, 


Time for Confessions! 


I confess that my insomnia lately is killing me. I go to bed early, exhausted, but then I lay there with my mind going like a mile a minute until it is like 3am. I have no idea why this happens but it happens for several nights a month. I need it to stop like now...


I confess that stress may be playing a part in the insomnia. Being an adult is the worst thing ever. Also apparently it costs $1400 dollars for super glue at the emergency room. Seriously eff being an adult and everything that comes with it. 

I confess that something is up with my blogger right now and it is making this post a beast to write/edit/add photos too. All the RAGE.

I confess that every few months or so I get the need to DO something. It happens when the need to be creative has been bottled up to long and suddenly I have to make something. Sometimes I write, sometimes I do crafts, yesterday I made Kyra a hat! 
 


I confess that it felt amazing to earn my Proclaimer Badge on my VivoFit. That's for hitting 500 miles walked. I was so scared back in April that I wouldn't reach it by Christmas and look here it is August and I'm there! I seriously love my VivoFit! 



 I confess when I get notifications in my email that one of my library holds becomes available I literally squee with joy. Give me ALL THE BOOKS. 


That's it for me today. Be sure to join the linkup. Happy Humpday. 



#Hashtaghumpday @ Genuinely Lauren

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Sunday, February 8, 2015

#Nope

Good Morning Everyone,

It's Sunday....do people read blogs on Sundays?

Today I'm going to share my list of #Nope....in other words the things I just don't care about. (Much Like Steph's Grumpy Cat!)


1) 50 Shades- It's fine if you are into it, I will never make someone feel bad for reading what they enjoy reading. However I'm not going to see the movie. I will never read the books. #Nope.

2) Totes, Adorbs, Bae- I can't stand these words, I'm sorry but I am judging you for using them if you use them in every day conversation. #Nope


3) The over abundance of Super Hero TV shows. Sorry but I cannot stand The Flash, The Arrow....etc. I want to like them but I just don't. 

4) These cars....aka rolling death traps. #Nope



5) Maroon 5.....Sorry but no. Their songs are so screechy and loud. I turn the station immediately if I hear one of their songs come on. I just... #Nope.


What are your #Nope things? I wanna know! 


Happy Sunday Everyone!
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