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Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Unsent Letters

So I saw this post over on Jana's blog a while ago and I knew that I had to do one of my own! 





Dear Keys, 

Please stop hiding from me. I am exhausted from trying to find you...in my purse, on the table, even in the key bowl! Stop please, you are just delaying everything and setting my teeth on edge every time you pull this stunt. 

Thanks, 
Kimberly 



Dear Cobwebs, 

I swear I clean you all the time but you always make a grand appearance when I have guests over no matter what I do. Get out or start paying rent. 

Thanks,
Kimberly 


Dear Netflix, 

Stop asking me if I am still watching after 3 episodes. You are meant for binge watching. That is the brilliant thing about you. No commercials, great content, no waiting! You are so wonderful and amazing but this stopping after every three episodes no matter the length of the show has to go. If you must ask then ask after the tenth episode because by then I might actually consider doing something else....but I doubt it. 

Thanks, 
Kimberly


Dear Phone Commercial with the guy that pours champagne on his phone, 

You suck and this commercial is BEYOND stupid. Stop it. Just Stop it. 

Thanks,
Kimberly 


Dear Instagram,

Why did you ruin a good thing? You ruined us. I hate missing posts....I hate algorithms telling me what I like best. The new logo is ridiculous and looks childish. Also NOTIFICATIONS SUCK. I'm over it. I'm over you.

Thanks,
Kimberly


Dear Grass,

Please stop growing so much every time it rains. We mow, it rains, and the next day you are two foot tall again. This is not a jungle, you can't shoot up like that every few days! Seriously, Chill. 

Thanks,
Kimberly 


Have any Unsent Letters you want to send today?

2 comments:

  1. Lol this post is fantastic! And yes, Netflix, stop making me feel like a lazy bum by asking me if I'm still watching. Did I hit stop? No!

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  2. If I follow someone on ig, I want to see their posts. I don't want ig to decide if I see their posts or not. Grrrr...

    And Kyra. She is so adorable. Happy early birthday to her!

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